The Secret Awkward Life of BJDs

Anonymous

asks:

This website is awesome. Why didn't I find this before? I also have a few suggestions for you: my mum calls facemask "muzzles" (to contain a dog), two characters sharing a body (posession...!) and dollies without eyes drying from a face-up (how do I look? No seriously!). The horrors of owners showing nudity / sexy times in front of a dolly audience. Muffled talking from within a carrier bag. A body searching for its head or dollies who miss their owners when they are at a "sleepover". Bye bye

Thanks for the compliment! And those are amazing suggestions, thank you! I’ll add them to the list. I really should update this page again…

4/17/13 — 5:25pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmiviwhp8w

Anonymous

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My boyfriend always says that my doll has killing intentions, and one day he'll walk to our bedroom and strangle us when we are sleeping. Do you think that's possible? Does "evil mastermind" BJD-s exist? What if a (Family Guy) "Stewie-type" doll arrives to a household and meets cute, and kind and normal dolls?

There are dolls that prefer to be the only doll in the house, and sometimes they are downright “evil”. A friend of mine has a doll that’s constantly filled with murderous intent and tries to knock over the other dolls.

I’ll definitely add it to the list!

3/30/13 — 4:56am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmivhTDW6a

I did in fact see a doll similar to this combo, she was pretty.

High-res Notes: 3 2/16/13 — 10:35am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmiveGw36o Filed under: #the secret awkward life of BJDs #bjd comic #comic #comic strip #funny #bjd

What company comes to mind with this comic?

High-res Notes: 6 1/20/13 — 9:57am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmivcCjpi_ Filed under: #bjd comic #the secret awkward life of BJDs #bjd #abjd #comic strip #floppy

Wall eyed dolls. Who doesn’t think that’s funny?

High-res Notes: 8 8/30/12 — 7:17am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmivSQxzF9 Filed under: #bjd #comic #the secret awkward life of BJDs #eye wonkiness #wall eyed #humor #funny #strip #abjd #iza

Raise your hand if you have a doll like this!!

-Raises hand-

High-res Notes: 4 7/23/12 — 9:53am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmivPx81u7 Filed under: #bjd #ball jointed doll #proud body #dragondoll uncle #the secret awkward life of BJDs

Anonymous

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How do the dolls help when there is more than just one hobby in the house? What sort of mischief do they cause with their help and/or hindrances?

That’s a good one to think on! I’ll add it to the list and see what I can come up with!

Notes: 1 7/21/12 — 1:00am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmivPn-jHS

vanillyschweetz

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Oh my, this blog is genius XD Modding might be a good subject to cover, like gender mods.

Oh that’s a good one! I’ll definitely add it to the list!

5/16/12 — 12:16pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmivLb7zAD

Anonymous

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The "Does he have... you-know-what" question. Really, it's asked so often it's a classic and should be represented in some form. And it must be very awkward when a doll hears that =(

Oh yes! That’s an excellent one too!

5/4/12 — 7:11pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmivKttDc5

It happens to the best of us dude…

High-res Notes: 3 3/23/12 — 9:53pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUJmivIT4X9R Filed under: #bjd #ball jointed dolls #comic #humor #cartoon #gender confusion